[Intro]
Well apparently if Jake Paul can get to number one on trending
That means even I can sing
Especially if it means being absolutely [?]
All you Jake Paulers out there
Don't cry too hard

[Verse 1]
Yo man I'll let you know that I'm not a snitch
But when I see you bragging about your subs to kids
It means I gotta go and try and remind a bitch
That I still remember you all on that Fred shit
And before you kids bomb this vid with dislikes
Imma ask if you're old enough to ride a bike
I know you're gonna comment, "Man you look like a dyke"
But at least I don't daily vlog my entire life
I still remember all of his Vines, oh
And seeing this on trending, that ain't right bro
Comparing yourself to Kendrick, that's a no-no
'Cause like your brother's eyes, you're lyrically impaired yo
I'm not a big fan of this type of shit, no
I'm not a big fan of this on the screen, no
It's everyday bro
It's everyday no
It's every day no
Not the song we play so
I'm going mad though
I'm going mad bro
Why do kids make this shit a fad though
I really wouldn't push a [?] if you left it out
YouTube rapping, YouTube's bragging
I [?]
Can someone get me to a God Church
'Cause I need Jesus man, this starts to really hurt
This isn't a game of show subs and tell
So before I hit this, played in hell
I am going to hand you a token
'Cause this song, it makes me prefer Logan
And I don't know what the fuck that you've been smoking
But YouTube subs means literally nothing, are you broken