[Chorus]
I'll have a water on the rocks and whatever she's drinking
'Cause I'm driving home and I'm taking her with me tonight
I'll have a water on the rocks and whatever she's drinking
'Cause I'm driving home and I'm taking her with me tonight

[Verse]
I'm the designated driver, she's my designated lover
And tonight for me there is no other
With my water could I get a squeeze of lime?
Leaving without her would be a crime

[Chorus]
I'll have a water on the rocks and whatever she's drinking
'Cause I'm driving home and I'm taking her with me tonight

[Verse]
I'm the designated driver, she's my designated lover
And tonight for me there is no other
With my water could I get a squeeze of lime?
Leaving without her would be a crime

[Chorus]
I'll have a water on the rocks and whatever she's drinking
'Cause I'm driving home and I'm taking her with me tonight
I'll have a water on the rocks and whatever she's drinking
'Cause I'm driving home and I'm taking her with me tonight