[Verse 1]
If I head home way too late
I know that there'll be hell to pay
I bet she won't even let me in
She always knows where I've been
She smells it on my breath and on my clothes

[Verse 2]
So when I get those bloodshot eyes
And I'd rather not apologize
I got a room on the second floor
"Do Not Disturb" sign on the door
I gave a pretty girl the other key

[Chorus]
Give me a double and a single
With a key to the mini-bar
Check me in around 2:30
With a late check-out tomorrow
Because I got a thing for the concierge
I'd like to ring her bell
Yeah I made reservations
At the honky tonk hotel

[Verse 3]
Try to pass out on an eight-ball bed
With a neon nightlight above your head
The jukebox is your alarm clock
And honky tonkin' never stops
Go ahead and put the next round on me
[Chorus]
Have a double and a single
With a key to the mini-bar
Check me in around 2:30
With a late check-out tomorrow
Because I got a thing for the concierge
I'd like to ring her bell
Yeah I made reservations
At the honky tonk hotel

[Outro]
Oh I got a thing for the concierge
I'd like to ring her bell
Oh I made reservations
At the honky tonk hotel
Yeah I made reservations
At the honky tonk hotel