[Verse 1]
I'm just a drinker of bottled beer
I can't tell you which wine to drink this year
And I just medicate my failures and fears
'Cause I'm just a drinker of bottled beer

[Verse 2]
And I'm just a singer of sad love songs
I learned to sing but I learned all wrong
And I can't hold any note too long
'Cause I'm just a singer of sad love songs

[Chorus]
I've come to your bar room
Where I'll drink myself to death
And I will [sing across the shoulders?]
Of your women

[Verse 3]
We're all just drinkers of that bottled beer
And we'll probably all be in the same damn place next year
A dark hole to hide away these failures and fears
'Cause we're all just a drinkers of that bottled beer

[Chorus]
We'll come to your bar room
Where we'll drink ourselves to death
And we will [sing across the shoulders?]
Of your women