[Verse 1]
Well I've been doin' lots of thinking
'Bout how I need to quit my drinking
Quit spending all my money
And wasting all my time

And I've been thinking 'bout the ozone
And I don't wanna die alone
Lord knows how much I love her
When I see her in a miniskirt, oh

[Chorus 1]
Looks like she's the only one who knows
I like fresh bananas in my cheerios

[Verse 2]
I've been doin' lots of drinking
You know it gets me to thinking
That I've been sinking
On every ship I've ever known

So I've been running through a tape machine
And tryin' to fit into the music machine
Let's smoke another cigarette
And sing another song, oh Lord, yeah
[Chorus 2]
Looks like I'm the only man who knows
She's half-Cherokee and half Navajo

[Verse 3]
So let's keep runnin' through our tape machine
And taking over local music scenes
Let's smoke another cigarette
And sing another song, Lord Lord Lord

[Chorus 3]
Looks like we're the only ones who know
In a honky tonk you can't play rock and roll