[Intro]
Ow
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're somethin' else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

[Chorus]
That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

[Post-Chorus]
Uh-huh, yeah, yеah

[Verse 2]
I never knew a guy who carriеd a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve just in case
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're somethin' else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

[Chorus]
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

[Post-Chorus]
Ow
Yeah
Woo

[Bridge]
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Now come on, baby, tell me, you must be jokin', right?

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're somethin' special
Oh-oh, you think you're somethin' else
Okay, so you got a car
[Chorus]
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much (That don't impress me)
Oh-oh, no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
Now, now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nights
That don't impress me much

[Post-Chorus]
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
That don't impress me much
Oh no
That don't impress me much
Oh no
Ow
Yeah
Woo