[Verse 1]
You're the only gift I want, I am just the afterthought
Blowing out the candles wishing for his spot
I know I'll never be the one, you're looking for someone hung
No amount of songs I've sung could change your mind

[Chorus]
So if you want me, I'll be in the
Corner, crying my eyes out
Happy fucking birthday to me
One more number 'til the slumber

[Verse 2]
Thinking of my final ruse, only way to talk to you
Invite you to my party for the final time
Pictured you'd be standing here
But you brought my greatest fear
Sing me "Happy birthday" while you hold his hand

[Chorus]
So if you want me, I'll be in the
Corner, crying my eyes out
Happy fucking birthday to me
One more number 'til the slumber

[Bridge]
Open up wide
Force feed you cake 'til you die (Die)
Open up wide
Force feed you cake 'til you die (Die)
[Chorus]
So if you want me, I'll be in the
Corner, crying my eyes out
Happy fucking birthday to me
One more number 'til the slumber