Well Cody got engaged, hell ain't that sweet
Now we ain't seen him in three damn weeks
Ain't no excuse, 'cause the game's tonight
So I called him up but he didn't sound right
I said we gonna smoke some pricey cigars
And I found that beer from that Alabama bar
And I got it cold and the burgers are hot
Better come on soon 'fore the food's all gone

He said "Y'all just go ahead and watch that game
'Cause she wants to watch the Hallmark movie at 8"
Oh hell

Gonna need that man card, hand it over
Boys we got us a real funny joker
You seen her every day this month
Now you're saying your boys can't get just one
She got you roped, saddled, and gelded too
You don't wanna hear it but man it's the truth
I know she feels good laying in your arms
But if you don't get your ass here now
I'm gonna take that man card
We're gonna take that man card

We were at the gun show that next week
When Billy saw a gun that he couldn't believe
Winchester stock, look brand new
I told him looks like our shopping is through
He put it back down and said "Yeah right"
I don't know how I'd get it past the wife
I said you must be kidding, but he ain't
You saying you can't spend the money that you made
I'm gonna take that man card, hand it over
Boys we got us a real funny joker
The Lord gave you balls, didn't He son
Now swipe that card and get you a gun
She got you roped, saddled, and gelded too
You don't wanna hear it but man it's the truth
That 30-30 ain't gone do no harm
If you don't buy the gun right now
I'm gonna take that man card
I'm gonna take that man card

Now I let my wife do whatever it is that she wants
So why would it not go both ways hell that's just wrong

I'm gonna need that man card, hand it over
Boys we got us a real funny joker
You seen her every day this month
Now you're saying your boys can't get just one
She got you roped, saddled, and gelded too
You don't wanna hear it but man it's the truth
I know she feels good laying in your arms
But if you don't get your ass here now
I'm gonna take that man card
We're gonna take that man card