[Verse 1]
He said why would you work hard
When you can just lay on your ass?
'Cause the boss man can't fire me
Yeah, the liberals got my back
Complain and we moan when we don't get our way
Allergic to work boots and 10 hour days

[Chorus]
And I'm a welfare worker
Yeah, I'm damn near bulletproof
Ain't got a spark of ambition
Just rolling blunts up on the roof
It's everyone's fault and it's never my own
I'll live off the system until I'm long gone
Yeah, I'm a welfare worker
Yeah, a welfare worker
But I don't work at all

[Verse 2]
He said October we all protest
Right outside with all our crew
We play the victim card on Main Street
For the 6 o'clock news
We don't wanna earn it
So just steal it all
Bring good people down while we piss on the law
[Chorus]
Well I'm a welfare worker
I'm damn near bulletproof
Ain't got a spark of ambition
Just rolling blunts up on the roof
It's everyone's fault and it's never my own
I'll live off the system until I'm long gone
Yeah, I'm a welfare worker
Yeah, a welfare worker
But I don't work at all

[Bridge]
I've got two working arms and two working legs
But there's too much dumbass inside of my head

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a welfare worker
Yeah, I'm damn near bulletproof
Ain't got a spark of ambition
Just rolling blunts up on the roof
It's everyone's fault and it's never my own
I'll live off the system until I'm long gone
Yeah, I'm a welfare worker
Yeah, I'm damn near bulletproof