A borderline people, stomp your feet
If life gives you lemons, well, make lemon treats
I've tried to read your facial expression
Well, it looks like you're waiting for the Great Depression

If you must be down, well, be down on your knees
Because this heart is not broken, it just needs new batteries
Put your spoon in my coffee cup
I know things we can do and then say we did not

Shake your tail feather, shake your tail feather
Do you want to hula with the Bonahula
On the private island called My Mind?
Shake your tail feather, shake your tail feather
Do you want to hula with the Bonahula
In the secret corner of my mind?

I know it seems surreal
But that's part of the meal
Listen to the fish, it's a poetic dish
Just park your worries
If it barks, it's furry
It's not depraved, it's just a little over-raved

I'm not too old yet, so just go ahead
Giving head while we drive the sled
It's not rocket science, just ignore the glitches
I've got ninety-nine problems and they're all biii–