[Verse 1]
I make your bed
I clean your clothes
I scrub the floor
I scrub your face
I brush your hair
I floss your teeth
I buy the food
I cook the food

[Chorus]
Oh my god! Oh my god!
All you have to do is ask!
And I wash your thighs
I wash your thighs (x7)

[Verse 2]
I fix the car
I clean the pool
I mow the lawn
I trim the bush
I groom the dog
I feed the cat
I buy the food
I cook the food