[Verse 1]
I wake up in the morning, I don't wanna go to work
I'm a jacket with no one in it, a shallow lonely jerk
I need some something and I want another one
I want money for nothing and diamonds on my bun

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Die of boredom (I don't want to)
Satisfaction (I can't get no, no, no, no, no)
They all go to heaven in a little row boat

[Chorus]
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
Just anyone
Pink hair, blue eyes
You're under arrest

[Verse 2]
I think that i'm ready
Like a hot copper kettle… whuuuuut
I never liked you tightypants
And now it's high time to settle

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Die of boredom (I don't want to)
Satisfaction (Under my thumb)
Say a mouthful (Mumbling)
We all go to heaven in a little row boat