[Intro]
Uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
I put a hundred dollars
On a very clean bum
He knows love comes in spurts
Spurts and then some
See daddy's little favorite
She's got a head start
Twin brother competing
In a fancy side car

[Pre-Chorus]

Some are in-your-face and some are camouflage
Watch the villain cum, he's all like "sabotage!"

[Pre-Chorus]
Sunday afternoon, at the races

[Chorus]
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
Go, go, go, racer!