[Chorus]
The original was better
The beginning was better
The ending was better
Who the **** is the director?
The lights were better
My life was better
Better
Better (Ooh)

[Verse]
(Hey, shh, hey, shh)
Is this a movie? Is this a play?
It's starting early, a matinee
That's not your lines
That's not what you say
You're just an amateur that caught a break

[Refrain]
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
Right now you're acting up, up, up, up, up, up, up
It's your time, go, you're up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Break a leg, go, "Good lu-lu-lu-lu-luck-luck-luck"

[Chorus]
The original was better (Way better)
The beginning was better (Way better)
The ending was better (Way better)
Who the **** is the director? (Way better)
The lights were better (Way better)
My life was (Hum)
Better (Hum)
Better (Hum)
Better, ooh (Hum)
[Drop]

[Chorus]
The original was better (Way better)
The beginning was better (Way better)
The ending was better (Way better)
Who the **** is the director? (Way better)
The lights were better (Way better)
My life was (Hum)
Better (Hum)
Better (Hum)
Better, ooh (Hum)