[Verse]
Got a call from Santa (Brrt, brrt)
Telling me about the North Pole, he said
"The polar bears are getting scared
"Because they have nowhere to go"
Then he said, then he said
"The snowman, the snowman has hit an all-time low"
Christmas time isn't Christmas time if it isn’t cold

[Chorus]
Why are we swimming on Christmas? (Why?)
Why we skinny dipping on Christmas? (Why?)
Why we at the beach on Christmas? (Why?)
Why is it 98 degrees on Christmas? (Why?)