Long ago, I woke up early
For a job I used to love
But then, one Saturday morning
My boss gave me the shove

He made it clear that
I was not needed any more
He'd had to hire in some other guy
While we were away on tour

But a few words in his defense
There was no bullshit pretense
And it made perfect business sense

So he sent me away
And I wanted to say
"OK. Good luck
I hope I never see you again
Good luck. Yeah."

There was this girl I slept with
She got inside my head
And when I say 'slept'
I don't mean just sex
I mean we shared a bed

I thought that we were married
I thought we'd be OK
But then she made it clear that
She didn't feel that way

She said "It was lovely at the start
But there's a space inside my heart
And I think we have grown apart
So go take a hike..."

Man I was just like
"All right. Good luck
I hope I never see you again
'Cos if this is goodbye
Good luck. Good luck
I hope I never see you again
'Cos if this is goodbye
I hope that you die"

'Cos if you hurt me
I will hate you
It's just as simple as that
It's not mature
And it's not progressive
But that doesn't alter the fact

That if you hurt me, I will hate you
If you hurt me, I will erase you
If you hurt me, I will hate you
If you hurt me, I will forget you