Eric Peterson, Angela McCain, Kit Harroun, and Will Crosswait
The Party Called Vox Machina
[GILMORE]
How did a plastered, orderless, party of gits
With no patience, a tendency to break shit
Go on and save Exandria
Surviving, thank divine intervention
Till they arose
Tal’Dorei’s revolutionary heroes?
[ALLURA]
Vex’ahlia and Vax’ildan
Whose Father couldn’t bother
Swore to get richer by talking a lot slicker
By moving a lot quicker
By raising a tough critter as mere teens
The twins are close
They share a heart when they don’t bicker
[KIMA]
While villages were slaughtered
And pillaged across the plains
The goliath Grog struggled with his
Conscience, found a waiver
Inside himself, longin’ to be part of
Something greater but
If he bowed out, his Herd of Storms would
Mark him as a traitor
[ALLURA]
When the Briarwoods came
And devastation reigned
Young Percy saw his family die
Nearly went insane
While schemin’ with a demon
Smoke tendrils through his brain
He built his first pistol
A testament to his pain
[KIMA]
Pike Trickfoot, a cleric
Little lady is a monstah!
Prayin’, genuflectin’
Cuz’ her goddess really wants her
To spread her light and love
[GILMORE]
But wait we can’t forget the bardster
Who never lets it rest with his libido
Whatchu called, sir?
[SCANLAN]
Scanlan Shorthalt, I’m a gnome
My name is Scanlan Shorthalt, I’m a gnome
And there’s a million chicks I haven’t boned
But just you wait, just you wait
[ALLURA]
Pike’s great great grandfather
In trouble outside of Westruun
Few hours later, a goliath on her step
Festerin’ half‐dead
Beaten down defendin’ Wilhand
From Storm kin
[ENSEMBLE] (whispering)
She nurses Grog to health
But the herd is in the wind…
[KIMA and (ENSEMBLE)]
Keyleth felt a smother, her mother lost on a sacred trial
Left her with a destiny to unite the Ashari tribe
(Her people said, “Keyleth’s gotta lead us, it’s her turn”)
She started lookin’ for adventure cuz she had some things to learn
[GILMORE and (ENSEMBLE)]
They wouldn’t have made it far
If it had not been for this group
They woulda been dead or destitute
Without a cent of restitution
Started workin’
Journeyin’ together as the S.H.I.T.S
Tradin’ out pain and sufferin’
For problems they could fix
(Scammin’) for every gold piece Vex had her eye on
(Plannin’) for the future, see Greyskull outside of Emon?
Symbol of a group headed for wealth and true fame
For the future, they should really consider a new name…
[VOX MACHINA and (ENSEMBLE)]
In Emon we’ll make up a new name (Just you wait)
In Emon we’ll take up a new name (Just you wait)
For Emon we’ll take up a new name
[ENSEMBLE]
For Emon
[ENSEMBLE]
Emon
[GILMORE]
Just you wait
[ENSEMBLE]
The party called Vox Machina (party called Vox Machina)
Fate is pulling the strings for you (Fate is pulling those strings)
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time
The, party called Vox Machina (party called Vox Machina)
When Exandria sings of you
[ENSEMBLE]
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same, oh
[ALLURA and (ENSEMBLE)]
There’s heroes in the city now, see if you can spot ‘em, (just you wait)
Adventurers we celebrate, climbin’ up from the bottom (just you wait)
Their enemies know well their name, their backs, allies’ve got ‘em
[ALLURA and KIMA and GILMORE]
We fought with them
[ALLURA and KIMA]
We would die for them
[KIMA]
Me? I trusted them
[ALLURA]
Me? I loved them
[GILMORE]
And me?
I’m the damn fool that sponsored ‘em
[VOX MACHINA and ENSEMBLE]
There’s a million things we haven’t done
But just you wait
[GILMORE]
What’s your name?
[VOX MACHINA and ENSEMBLE]
We’re the party called Vox Machina!