[ENSEMBLE]
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight, nine!

[GROON and SCANLAN and VAX]
It’s the Ten Duel Commandments

[GROG]
Um, I’m not so hot on the numbers…

[ENSEMBLE]
It’s the Trial Forge Commandments!

[ENSEMBLE]
Number one!

[GROON]
The challenge: a fight, don’t be bested
Prove you’ve conviction
I’ll identify a vestige

[ENSEMBLE]
Number two!

[VAX]
In the pit, grab a friend, and a second

[SCANLAN]
Your lieutenants when there’s
Reckoning to be reckoned!

[ENSEMBLE]
Number three!

[SCANLAN]
Grog has Craven Edge and a rage

[GROG]
Vax runs around and sneaks

[VAX]
Scanlan runs around ‘n sings ‘n plays

[GROG]
This is commonplace
‘Specially for these two

[ENSEMBLE]
But they’ve not seen Earthbreaker Groon
Number four!

[GROG]
This guy is at his peak in a fight
Time to get some potions and a druid on site

[SCANLAN]
Quivering palms at Vax
A scary new ability

[VAX]
Feels like a homebrew stat
So Matt can have deniability...

[ENSEMBLE]
Five!

[SCANLAN]
Duel before your friends all start to die

[ENSEMBLE]
Vax can try to hide, but he’s high and dry
Number six!

[SCANLAN]
Grog attacks with his sword of sin
Groon takes it on the chin
But his eyes reveal he’s noticin’

[ENSEMBLE]
Seven!

[SCANLAN]
Vax is shakin’, Grog is in the
Moment of adrenaline
As he keeps his eyes on his opponent

[ENSEMBLE]
Number eight!

[SCANLAN and VAX]
Groon seems fine; doesn’t even sway
Send in your seconds
See if they can help you win the day

[SCANLAN]
Earthbreaker Groon

[GROON]
Mister…Scanlan?

[SCANLAN]
Can we agree to stop this fight?
I’m not a fan, man

[GROON]
Your friend chose to come
And hone his craft, Scan

[SCANLAN]
Then why beat us up? That’s just daft, man!

[GROON]
That sword Grog carries twists his skill
And makes his violence gratuitous

[SCANLAN]
Okay, so we’re doing this...

[ENSEMBLE]
Number nine!

[GROG]
Look ‘em in the eye, aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require Then count
Blue! Three!
Seven! Circle! [ENSEMBLE]
One two three four
Five six seven eight nine!
Number Ten! Hit Points!