Fortnite Awesome Parodys
Middle Child
[Intro]
You good, teammates?

[Refrain]
Defaults been knockin' me down
I’m countin' my V-Bucks, I'm drinkin’ my shield
I'm winning these games, I'm gettin’ a skin
I'm wearin' it twice and I'm gettin’ ’em lit
The real defaults been dyin', the fake ones are lit
This game is off balance, I’m back on my base
The glider is dirty, my gold scars are dirty
But that's how I like it, you all on my base

[Verse 1]
I'm all in my base, this hard as it get
I do not do medkits, I might take a slurp
I might shoot the team, but I'm able to win
I ain’t losin' no games, but you do as you wish
I roll with some teams, I give 'em the shield
I got a few skins but not all of them lit
What good is the wins if my defaults are gone?
What good are gold scars if my teammates can't win?
That's my next mission, that's why I can't quit
Just like Larry, get my teammates more skins
Just put the trap right back on my base
This scar came from Larry, he gave me a gift
Back when the game was fun playin' I'd win
They act like two legends cannot coexist
But I'd never 1v1 a default for nothin'
If I knock a default, it's gon' be legit
It won't be for shield, it won't be for fame
It won't be 'cause my team ain't playin' the same
It won't be to sell you my latest new skins
It won't be 'cause some default built in my base
Every game grows, it's destined to change
I love you Apex, I'm glad that you came
I hope that you get every dollar you can
I hope you know V-Bucks won't erase the pain
To the OGs, I'm thankin' you now
Was watchin' you when you was playin' like wow
I copied your building, I mirrored your style
I studied the skills, I'm the greatest right now
Fort if I knock you, you ain't got a choice
Now I ain't do no slurp, still knocked all them bois
This year gon' be different, I set my intentions
I promise to shoot all those bots on your team

[Refrain]
Defaults been knockin' me down
I’m countin' my V-Bucks, I'm drinkin’ my shield
I'm winning these games, I'm gettin’ a skin
I'm wearin' it twice and I'm gettin’ ’em lit
The real defaults been dyin', the fake ones are lit
This game is off balance, I’m back on my base
The glider is dirty, my gold scars are dirty
But that's how I like it, you all on my base

[Chorus]
I just won a game in Lazy Lagoon
I've been wantin' a scar I could shoot
Promise I am never buildin' up
V-Bucks in your base don't make you real
Noobs are on they team, I got 'em knocked
I'ma give 'em V-Bucks they can spend
If it ain't 'bout the squad, don't give a fort
Gold scar in your base don't make you real

[Verse 2]
I'm dead in the middle of two teams fighting
I'm little noob and big pro all at once
Just left the base with young Larry the Savage
I'm 'bout to go and meet Ninja at Polar
Had a long game with the young default Johnny
Reminded me of young defaults from Retail
Straight out the Towers, no buildin', just wins
I wish that he had more teammates, for real
Too many defaults in cycle of losing
Spending they whole games inside of a bush
We coming from a long timeline of Obama
We shot by our teammates, noob we gotta heal
We hurting our defaults, the gold scars as well
We killing our tryhards, they ruined the game
Distorted shield potion, we set up to fail
I'ma make sure that the real gon' win, default

[Chorus]
I just won a game in Lazy Lagoon
I've been wantin' a scar I could shoot
Promise I am never buildin' up
V-Bucks in your base don't make you real
Noobs are on they team, I got 'em knocked
I'ma give 'em V-Bucks they can spend
If it ain't 'bout the squad, don't give a fort
Gold scar in your base don't make you real

[Outro]
V-Bucks in your base don't make you real
Gold scar in your base don't make you real
V-Bucks in your base don't make you real