[Verse 1]
If the garden were smaller
I imagine you'd want me
I imagine us doing things that only lovers do
Couldn't you?

[Verse 2]
I wanna be your puppy
I want to be the doormat
I know it's bad, I know this is so bad for me
You are so bad for me
I want you to scold me, if only to hear you speak

[Chorus]
And I would wait for you
Like a dog
Like a dog
Like a puppy wantin' more attention from you
Like a dog, oh
I'm your dog
I will love you until I am gone
I know it's wrong

[Verse 3]
'Cause I found out that you held her
I found out that you held her
I found out that you held her in your arms, when she told me
And I sorta hate you nowadays
I kinda want to hurt you
I know that you know that you gave me trust issues
[Bridge]
And I'm trying to be the big person in this
But you're sorry to her and she feels like it
And I hate all your songs
And I hate all your clothes
And I hate all your girlfriends
And I hate how you moan
And I hate that I miss you (Ahhhh!)
'Cause it feels fucking dumb (Ahhhh!)
And even if you were lying, I was still having fun (Ahhhh!)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Even if you two fucked, I'll still have my fun (Ahhhh, ahhhh!)
[Faint sobbing]

[Outro]
I still wanna be your puppy
Still want my head in your lap
Want you to scold me if only to show me you love me
[Echoing sigh]