Don McLean
Narcisissma
Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona
Pomona, Pomona says she looks like me
But she will look like you when I'm set free

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the belle of Biloxi
Biloxi, Biloxi says she's not your kind
But Narcisissma gives me peace of mind

She's got no braids in the inkwell, no money on the prize
Ain't got no boyfriend behind her that she can't hypnotize
And if you wanna see yourself without delusions or delies
All you do is just look into her eyes

Narcisissma, Narcisissma has no pride or delusions
Delusions, delusions make me turn my face
But Narcisissma let's me find my place

She's got no grudges, no crutches, no pigment and no peeves
No cryers, no pliers, no liars and no sleeves
And she will always tell you everything that she believes
She's got no belly button too, no high heeled shoe

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona
Pomona, Pomona says she looks like me
But she will look like you when I'm set free
Well everybody's lookin' like they're s'posed to
But nobody's lookin' very good
So when you find somebody to get close to
Well, don't you think you should?

Narcisissma, Narcisissma loves to thrill and delight me
Delight me, delight me and I'll never quit
'Cause Narcisissma knows just where I fit

She's got no tight draws, locked doors, nothin' on the side
Ain't got no skin flaws, in-laws, nothin' left to hide
And if you need a new location where you'll best be satisfied
You might prefer, to fall in love with her

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona
Pomona, says she looks like me
But she will look like you when I'm set free