ALL:
We’re on the Island of Misfit Objects
Here we don’t want to stay..
We want to compete in the challenges
And get a million dollar payday!

NICKEL:
A cage full of objects
Means a cage full of rejects
That all messed up something...

KNIFE:
That are forever our regrets!

NICKEL:
Even when Christmas Day draws near
We’ll all still be trapped in here..

BASEBALL & PAPER:
Objects galooooore

BASEBALL:
Scattered on the dirty flooor..
Therе will continue to be-
Moooooore..
And it’s all bеcause of...
ALL:
...MePhone4!

PAPER:
How would you like to be a paper that got torn apart?
BASEBALL:
Or a baseball that struck out?
NICKEL:
Or a nickel that’s so worthless people don’t even know how to spell his name?!
PAPER, BASEBALL, & NICKEL:
We’re all misfits!

KNIFE: How would you like to be a knife that wasn’t sharp enough?

BALLOON: O- *pops*

KNIFE: *Peeking into frame and reading from paper to fill in*
Or a balloon that pops way too much?
PEPPER: Or a pepper shaker that shook up the game too much?

LIGHTBULB: *shatters*

KNIFE & PEPPER:
We’re all misfits!

PAPER:
If we’re on the Island of Unwanted Objects
KNIFE:
We’ll miss all the fun with the high-risk challenges
PAPER:
Even when Christmas Day draws near..
KNIFE: We’ll still be, we’ll still be, we’ll still be, we’ll still be, we’ll all still be trapped in here...
ALL:
UNLESS YOU PICK ME!