[JEREMY]
Two maidens were stealing

[IAN]
A gig from two kind men

[JEREMY]
Whose singing was magic

[IAN]
They were both so handsome

[JEREMY, spoken]
How did you get to be so good looking?

[IAN, spoken]
Genetics

[JEREMY, spoken]
Ah!

(sung)
One girl fair and pretty

[IAN]
And one a dark beauty
[JEREMY]
One wearing orange

[IAN]
And one...

(spoken)
Well, you know perfectly well nothing rhymes with orange

[JEREMY & IAN]
Hear the song you belong
With the lads like us
Hear the song you belong

[JEREMY]
You belong

[JEREMY & IAN]
You belong
With lads like us

[JEREMY]
Double vision!
We arе both so charming

[IAN]
That we know you will love us
[JEREMY]
I could look so disarming

[IAN]
And our style is a

[JEREMY & IAN]
Big, big plus

[IAN]
Yеah

[JEREMY & IAN]
Hear the song you belong
With the lads like us
Feel so strong you belong
You belong
You belong

[JEREMY]
Woah, you belong

[IAN]
Ooh, you belong

[JEREMY]
Oh, you belong
[IAN]
Ah

[JEREMY & IAN]
With lads like us