[Intro]
And now, the Nations of the World
Brought to you by Count Dankula!

[Verse 1]
Child soldiers, cheap labour, alcoholism
And that place that has all the rice
Filthy cockroaches, and thieving wee gypsies
And the place that got fucking nuked twice
Hitmen on scooters, and edgy school shooters
And the one where the president's a cuck
The one where it's sunny, the one with no money
And the one that is completely fucked
Muslims, and Muslims, and Muslims, and Muslims
And also that one with the Jews
All of the Slavs that removed the kebabs
And the ones that can't poo in the loo

[Verse 2]
Democrat backers, and those pesky hackers
The one with the terrorist attacks
Really hot wammen, the one with the famine
And the one that want white people back
Pedos, and Ladyboys, boomerang chuckers
And that one that is really small
The Mafia, black metal, a fat guy with nukes
BUILD THE FUCKING WALL!
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
The one where they all touch kids
The one that has a really funny name
And the one that can suck my DICK-