I'm sick of Yorkshire Terriers
Can't stand a Mastiff Pup
If I see one more perfect Chow I think I might throw up

I'd rather have a garbage dog
I'd take one big or small
And if you're looking to find Dog Trash, you do the Dog Trash Call

(Dog Yodel)

I knew a crusty, rusty pup
Disheveled beyond repair
His joints did creak and many a matte was present in his hair

The people all abhorred him
They shuddered in disgust
But I was lusting for a dusting of his crusty rust

(Dog Yodel)

Take it away, Jazz!

Aubergine, carrot Skins, pamplemousse
Name tags, band-aids, a kid's papoose
Nine empty bottles of a cheap spray tan
You'll find these in a dog's garbage can
Bucket Hat
(Dog Trash)
Feral Cat
(Dog Trash)
A freezer bag full of nail clippings
(Dog Trash)
But who's that on your lawn dropping a deuce?
It's the king of Dog Trash
It's a Canada Goose

(Dog Yodel)