Brian David Gilbert
Rainbow Trout Eggs
Hey, do you read me? It's Agent Six
I've made it into Colbie Caillat's complex
The lyrics, the demos, the tabsheets?
They're right where you said they would be
(And now it's a-minor)

The alarm's going off
The dogs are ordered to kill
But they won't take me alive
I've got this cyanide pill
The song's a magnum opus
Going straight to the top
It's so much more than pop
And it goes like:

"I feel so alive and I know that I'm happy
Na na na na na - hey hey
I can't wait to drive all the way to the party
Na na na na na - hey hey"
And the title is 'Rainbow, Egg, Sunrise, Party'"

Agent down, signal lost
But man, what a catchy song that was
Sir, did you hear that?
The mission's gone wrong
We lost a good man but we gained a great song
You'll sing it so well, it's a chart-topping hit
And you can rest assured i haven't forgotten one bit;
My mind's a steel trap
It's all in my brain
Let me sing you the refrain
It goes like:
"I'm so alight and I know that I'd happily
Be your one true love today
I can't wait to drive you mad, and I'm partly to blame
And I know it's a shame"
And the title was something about eggs, and -(like)- also rainbows

(C'mon everybody)

I'm so a bride and the future is snappy
Beep bop bo - a robot parade
I can't wait to bribe a man for some ice cream
It's always been my dream
Because we're all rainbow trout eggs
In the same stream
Rainbow trout eggs in the same stream x6
(You know that we're rainbow trout eggs)
Rest in piece Agent Six, this one goes out to you!