Son, have you been sinning?
Here's your chance to come out winning
You've been slacking in a classroom sleeper
Well meet Gerald, the Grimy Reaper

Did you come to Nickelodeon expecting slime?
Well the slimetime's run out, all that's left is grime
I hope you like tentacles, but not too much
'Cause we've got tentacles on everything you touch
Win or lose, you'll still reek
After you've waded down the Greazzy Creek
(The Greazzy Creek)

So you wanted to skip the Pacer Test?
It landed you here, better do your best
First you'll dig yourself out of hospital trash
Then you'll rub ointment on your grandma's rash

Better wade on through that inky black
Or you'll end up chained to Gerald's back
You've done the crimes, better do the times
With commentating by: LeAnn Rimes
Don't give up, but your forecast's bleak
When you're traveling down the Greazzy Creek
(The Greazzy Creek)
Welcome tonight's contestants!
First up: Sarah Songers, she was caught shoplifting, and now she's forced to wear every piece of clothing she's ever owned!
Next up: Dennis Burns didn't appreciate his mom's gumbo and now he's covered in broth!
Meet Elise Fink: she laid a stinker on the subway, now she's stuck smelling what she dealt!
And finally, a real treat, doing the competition entirely in heelys, we've got returning champ, Alex Pegnata, who's just a huge asshole!

Gotta fight to win by cheek or sneak
If you're stuck in the Greazzy Creek