[Dad]:
Come on in, son
Take a seat
Let's have chat

You're failin' math
Haven't learned a lick of history
How you haven't been held back
Certainly has been a mystery
But the parent-teacher conference
Has made everything clear
And now I see
What's goin' on here

A B+
In tablecloth pulling
I gotta say, that's not bad
But an A+
In stackin' up cups shows
You certainly take after your dad
These are the skills that matter
And I've never said this out loud
But my boy, you make me so proud

With how many eggs you can fit in your mouth
You have six eggs you can fit in your mouth
And this is what life's all about
And I'll never doubt you again
When it comes to eggs in your mouth
Your shadow puppet teacher
Told me you might have gift
And you've turned a corner in turning corners, you've turned them all so swift
You've been stressin' 'bout the bake sale
And which recipe to choose
But let me tell you something, son
Your cupcakes cannot lose

Einstein was a genius
And he filled the world with awe
But I heard that he could only fit two eggs up in that maw
Soon it will be your turn
To stand among the greats
So keep stretchin' out those cheeks my boy
You'll qualify for states

[Son]:
Dad what about the future?
And is this all for naught?
Will anyone appreciate
This talent that I've got?

[Dad]:
I believe in you so don't you worry 'bout a thing
Just put those eggs up in your gob and sing
With those eggs you fit in your mouth
(Eggs I can fit in my mouth)
You have six eggs you fit in your mouth
(Eggs I can fit in my mouth)
And this is what life's all about
And I'll never doubt you again
When it comes to eggs in your mouth
(Eggs I can fit in my mouth)
Good gosh you have six whole eggs in your mouth
(Eggs I can fit in my mouth)
And this is what life's all about
And I'll never doubt you again
When it comes to eggs in your mouth