Deep in a mountain
On a crouton throne
Lies a mean dragon
Who is well known to
Snatch up the children that nobody likes
But his passion's Italian food, not stealing tykes
And his name is Kyle

So he flew to the fields
A great winged lizard
And he snatched up the crops
Stored them in his gizzard
The tomato chief gasped and could only stare
As the garlic chief noticed his fields too were bare
And the dragon smiled smugly in his lair

[Chorus]
’Cause Kyle's on his way
Down the aisle on their special day
But you best clear some space
'Cause there’s tears down his face
And he tends to spew
When he hears "I do"
And you thought your suit would stay clean
For this marinara matrimony
Nara and Isaac
The sons of the chiefs
Loved each other deeply
Which was a relief
Because they could be married and join the two tribes
To save all the produce and all of their lives
Assuming Kyle never again darkened their skies

But their skies were darkened
On the day they were wed
'Cause he wanted some olive oil
To go with his bread
But he stopped in his tracks when he saw there
A priest stood behind a quite well dressed pair
And asked Isacc "Will you mary Nara?"

[Chorus] x2
'Cause Kyle's on his way
Down the aisle on their special day
But you best clear some space
'Cause there's tears down his face
And he tends to spew
When he hears "I do"
And you thought your suit would stay clean
For this marinara matrimony
Matrimony