Brian David Gilbert
Heartbreak In Michaels (REPRISE)
"Sorry, Charlie"
He said to me
In the middle of aisle 73
"The groutwork was shoddy, the groundwork fell through
And I don't know if I can be with you"

And my heart broke like tiles upon the floor
But I knew that the glue was in 74
There's not enough gesso to cover the mess
So I guess I'll just head for the door

Before I left, I can't say why
A coupon for a fidget spinner caught my eye
And though they started humble these thoughts
Helped me dispel the scumblebees

And I realized appeasing this ungrateful guy
Was silly since I could just D-I-Y
If my heart is breaking, it's one step toward making
A mosaic kind of goodbye

And as I was checking out I slowly turned

[Scumbo:]
Grab yourself a goodbar, it's what you've earned
And I know that some go their lives without Scumbo
But if it needs doing, he'll help with the gluing
With my fidget spinner at Outback for dinner
I’ll think on the lessons I've learned

Awoooo!

Throw a dog into the sun!

You gotta get up!

Let's make a break for fame and raise all the stakes now
We'll write a song each week and see how it shakes out
You've got ideas and we've got what it takes now
Let’s make a music today…