Give it up for the throne
And we're here to make it known
When you see the Queen that supplies the gasoline your mind is going to be blown

[Queen]
Step aside, don’t mean to be rude, but there ain't no time when you're pumping crude
Some people say I should have been elected but with power like mine they sure respect it
Born into it and born to pass along all of my knowledge of pumping gas
So you better believe that when we’re gone our kids will take our place in the wardrobe of monarchs!

Give it up for the throne
And we're here to make it known
When you see the fresh prints made by the French Prince your mind is going to be blown

[French Prince]
Lean in, listen close man, I'll tell you all the things that make a good bandana
The knowledge passed down from the man who raised me and taught me every way to make a nuanced paisley
Took a long time but I made it slow cause this is a design for a decade or so
You better be pickin up what we're offerin'
It's all good in the chifforobe of sovereigns

Give it up for the throne
And we're here to make it known
See what the Duke of York can do with forks your mind is going to be blown

[Duke of York]
Check it out Remember my name I got something here to put your spoon to shame
You know that I'm a Duke, but I sure can count how many tines is the right amount
Mine can do what 3 or 4 cannot, cause with 7 prongs my fork is hot
You’ll need this to pick up the spoils
That’s how we do it in the armoire of royals
Give it up for the throne
And we're here to make it known
But the guy flipping frowns vying for your crowns
And your mind is gonna be blown!


No more makin’ laugh
I steal your cash
Move through these ranks so you better think fast
How come these kids become kings automatically?
How can it rule if you rule autocratically?
Kill ‘em with kindness or stab with it
Crackin' you up while I crack the establishment
Doing the work while you jokers just delegate
Here to dismantle your chiffonier potentate

Give it up -
Give -
Give -
Give up the throne