21
Can I please see your ID
It’s time for fun now that you’re done with immaturity
21
It’s okay to flaunt
So forget the booze it’s time to choose which toy you want
Oh
Throw your cares away
There’s no time for that today
It doesn’t matter how stressed you are
Be bold and blithe just like a jaguar
I gotta secret you can hear
Now that you’re old enough to buy beer
Here’s something that’ll make you feel fine
A piece of felt on some fishing line

You will enjoy

Most any toy

You don’t need to fear
Crazy bones or xylophones
It all depends upon your birth year

21
Can I please see your ID
It’s time for fun now that you’re done with immaturity
21
It’s okay to flaunt
So forget the booze it’s time to choose which toy you want
Oh
You can come to the right place
To throw popcorn at your face
Or lounge in the sun & have a croissant
You can do whatever you want
I know it’s hard to feel carefree
In this new world of absurdity
But it’s time for you to figure out
That we’re all just cyborgs trying to eat trout

[Robot voice]
“my only wish
Is to eat fish”

There’s no need to dread
Don’t get upset
If you hate a pet
No one’s forcing you to be wed

21
Can I please see your ID
It’s time for fun now that you’re done with immaturity
21
It’s okay to flaunt
So forget the booze it’s time to choose which toy you want