Brian David Gilbert
Ratless Randy’s
RATLESS RANDY’S IS THE PLACE TO BE
COME ON IN AND HANG OUT WITH ME!
What, me have rats? Get out of town! That’s a turn of phrase that means I don’t have any rats, there are no rats here. It’s me, Randall
RATLESS RANDY’S IS THE PLACE TO BE
It’s a very small room, it’s just got two chairs in it, and one of those is for you and one of those is for me, Dr. Randall Smalleyes
RATLESS RANDY’S IS THE PLACE TO BE
Hey, look. Sometimes we all need an objective third party observer
(Objective)
I’m not saying that’s what I do but I’m not saying it’s not what I do
RATLESS RANDY’S IS THE PLACE TO BE
Don’t worry about things. I-, i’m a doctor, I can give you a doctor’s note
(Doctor)
I can give it to you, to your boss
RATLESS RANDY’S IS THE PLACE TO BE
COME ON IN AND HANG OUT WITH ME!
I’ve got a very nice plush carpet, it’s very calming, relaxing. We’re right next to Only Fish
(Plush Carpet)
Right across the way from Absolutely Fish
RATLESS RANDY’S IS THE PLACE TO BE
COME ON IN AND HANG OUT WITH ME!