Brian David Gilbert
Wiggle Arms
[Intro]
Here's that new thing that you're choosing
Now for Dances Moving!
Episode 4: Wiggle Arms
Welcome friends, I'm BDG
And I'll teach you how to dance properly
There's a special way that dancers greet
And in order to greet, hold up your arm-meat!
Let your elbows wobble like they've suffered great harms
And that's how you're gonna get the Wiggle Arms
Are you ready? Here we go
3, 2, 1, Wiggle Arms
[Verse 1]
When I was a youngster I was cursed by a witch
Because I said I wouldn't help her out with an itch
She said a few words and she hissed like a snake
Now I'm cursed with bones that will easily breAA-
Woah! Ohh ohhh
Just kidding
I can hyper-extend, let my elbows re-bend
But even with normal arms, you can do it, my friend
Get your hands up like a hostage situation
Then give 'em a jiggle, in an S-formation
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause the gummier your arms are, the farther you'll go
Like a mystic pendulum, in a hypnotist show
If you wanna mesmerize, you know you gotta go with
[Chorus]
Wiggly limbs, not Slim Jims
With your arms like uncooked spaghetti, get ready
'Cause no one wants to hug ya, it comes off rud-e-ly
Soften those bones, and let's get nood-dul-ee
Wiggle wiggle, wiggly-wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, give it a jiggle
Wiggly-wiggly, wiggly-wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, give it a jiggle
[Verse 2]
If you're feeling really fancy, include your neck-plan
[Declan:] Is this a real dance?
Yes, this is a dance Declan
This isn't really flailing, the thought is obscene
The Wiggle Arms were first crafted by George Balanchine
Great for fanning birds, and for saying hi
Which means it's also great for saying goodbye
When your car's all packed and your apartment's clear
Your empty stomach is now filled with fear
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause you're leaving your city, and your best friends too
The atmosphere is somber but you gotta get through
So before you hop in there's one thing to do:
[Chorus]
Wiggly limbs, not Slim Jims
With your arms like uncooked spaghetti, get ready
'Cause no one wants to hug ya, it'll come off rud-e-ly
Soften those bones, and let's get nood-dul-ee
Wiggle wiggle, wiggly-wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, give it a jiggle
Wiggly-wiggly, wiggly-wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, give it a jiggle, huh
[Outro]
Great work today guys
Make sure you come back next week for more:
Dances Moving!