[Intro]
(Old Bay)
(Old Bay)
(Old Bay)
(Old Bay)

[Verse 1]
(1, 2, 3, 4)
If you're from Baltimore
Then you know the score
Everything tastes better with a little Old Bay

Put it on crabs, chips, and fries
Nuggets, pretzels
The eyes of the guy you despise
Leave him blind but tasty!

[Chorus]
Put it on anything and everything
Put it on everything!

[Verse 2]
I got a cut on my hand
I mean I cut off my hand
Put some Old Bay on it
And now it's a crab claw
Now I'm one with the sea
But I can't do laundry
My mother doesn't love me
And I can't practice law

I lost my house and my friends
Got no money to spend
This crab claw is the end
Of my future

[Verse 3]
I end up in an alley
Super cold and lonely
But who's that?
Willoughby?
The founder of McCormick

My vision gives me a tin
My new life will now begin
Old Bay cleansing me from sin
Old bay is my religion

Now I preach Chesapeake
Go on corners just to speak
The Gospel of McCormick:
Put it on everything!
[Outro]
Put it on everything
Old Bay