[Candy, Hopscotch, Trundle, Feltsbury]
Hi-ho
We mustn't fool around tonight
The band name is something that
We must get right-We must get right

We've got our EP ready (Yes!)
We've got our voices set
We're ready
We're ready to give them all
Something that they won't forget

But don't forget
We won't forget
Our bedtime lest we're led astray
The school night beckons and we'll be swamped
With fans and friends at break of day

So we will be efficient here
We'll keep this quick, we'll keep this short
But not at the expense of our band
Name it is of great import

For our band name, may I propose
A mascot made for merchandise
A multi-headed being much like us?
[All but Candy:] Oh no that won't suffice
You like that plan?
I do
I don't
It's too commercial
Too grotesque
We are a much more classy bunch
The classy boys—unless
Unless

We walk the line-
It's like I said
We need to be a bit hardcore
Let's be the Demogorgons
No, I think...
We are a smarmy four

[Chorus: All]
That's it, that's it, we've found the key
To take us through success's door
The vote is now unanimous
From now on we're the Smarmy Four

That's it, that's it, we've found the key
To take us through success's door
The vote is now unanimous
From now on we're the Smarmy Four