Is reading the news too hard to do?
Well, guess what, dingus, here's your Week in Revue
It's 2018, finally!
It's time to start fresh entirely
But if you've been asleep and not looking at a screen
We've got the biggest stories of 2017
But guess what, here's a twist!
In 2018, games still exist!
And here's the 50 we look forward to
Like Monster Hunter, a game about poo
I'm assuming
I dunno, I've only watched that video
SMO is now a top speedrunning sport
With over a thousand runs I can report
But I could sweep those gamers away with a broom
With how quickly I fell in love with this goomba
Knock knock, who's at the door?
It's Rick and Morty season four!
Just kidding, that's not true
(laughing)
Like a phoenix, fresh and flaming
Madcatz is back with PC gaming
And it isn't crap controllers you pawn off on your friends
Though I'll still never forgive you for that, Ben
But Ben's in the past and cloud gaming is the future
And the Shadow is a rentable gaming computer
Computer stays fresh with monthly fees
So you don't have to go and sell your kidneys
Like I had to do
To buy my gaming computer
Anyways, you can read the whole articles
They're linked in the description. Go ahead and read 'em
And now you're caught up, my name is Brian David Gilbert
That was your Week in Revue