Gaming news in a minute, who knew?
Well obviously me, it's Week in Revue
Metal Gear Survive came out with a beta
It's a strange game you can check out later
But you better leave the comment sections unchecked
'Cause Konami and Metal Gear is a touchy subject
Labo, it's really hot yo
Cardboard peripheral from Nintendo
Cardboard games, it's like my childhood again
When I used cardboard to make my only friend
This is my only friend, Scrundler
Say hello, stand up straight
Yakuza 6 is coming, get me an inhaler
It's got minigames in the new trailer
I used to think that murderous gangs were bad
But this yakuza is also a hot dad
Sims 4 will now let you do laundry
But this inclusion puts me in a quandry
I do laundry in game when my character reeks
But I haven't done my own laundry in about three weeks
That's a joke, Scrundler can attest
(You smell good, Brian!)
Street Fighter 5 came out in 2016
But the new arcade mode is gracing the screen
Why didn't they put that in in the beginning?
Why?
Psst, I got a secret to spread
Fable Knight may be coming back from the dead
It's just a rumor, who knows if it's true
But I did see a sneaky Pete Molyneux
That's, I don't, I don't actually, I hope he's not involved
Anyways, that's your Week in Revue, I'm Brian David Gilbert
I'm gonna spend the rest of the time catching up with my good friend Scrundler
It's been a while, Scrundler
Most people only reconnect with me when they learn I have a new show
That's not what you're doing, is it?
Is it?