Brian David Gilbert, Jenna Stoeber, Both

BDG
And Jenna too
We're teaming up for Week in Revue
A Mario movie? Get outta town!
I thought they did it great the first time round
But it's done by Illumination and you'll recall
This isn't their first character with overalls
The longest standing game record was thrown out
They say without proof it doesn't count
35 years is quite the lag
To deflate a record, what a drag!-ster. Dragster is the game
That- puns are my brand, please do not step on that
Get along little doggie, it's nothing to see
Just a game developer with a delay-ee
Red Dead 2 is coming out in the fall
Which is almost as sad as my accent, y'all
The Square Enix Montreal director left
'Cause his project got canned, which left him bereft
He'll still make any indie games that come to mind
But for now he's a drifter of the Hyper Light kind
He made the game, uh, Hyper Light Drifter
I only play Call of Duty
Things in the office are kind of cray
So we had to record this on Thursday
Which means we don't know all the news of the week
So I'm just gonna play the venova now
Here's something else that happened this week
We did not agree to this, Brian, I don't know what you're doing
Shoulda let (?) cohost
Anyways you can read all of the articles on polygon.com and please like and subscribe to the channel for more quick gaming news updates every Friday
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