Three years ago I was living in that apartment right there. Third floor, leaky windows, cockroaches, the worst. I had 14 dollars in my bank account. But just last week, I paid off my very first Subaru Impreza. And I own my own house in Nebraska. You might say, "That's wild, how did you get there?" But that's not even the wildest part. The wildest part is that: the way I went from there to where I'm standing right now? All I had to do was work from home, make my own hours, and be my own boss. And you can do it, too.

If you have access to a computer, and also internet access, you could be making up to 20k a month working just a couple hours a day. All you have to do is work on these spreadsheets.

I learnеd this strategy from Dorian Smiles, but I put a little twist on it. Whеn I was starting out, I would spend six to eight hours a day just moving these symbols back and forth between the two spreadsheets. But now I can get that work done in half the time. And every 15th of the month, I get wired between 10 and 20 thousand dollars straight into my bank account. And where's that money coming from?

I don't 100% know. Like, I-I called my bank. I waited, like, the whole 15th, and as soon as the money came in, I called my bank and I was like, "Hey, hey, where did that money get transferred in from?" And the guy was like, "It-it's from you." Like he said that it was like I was transferring money from an account I have with a different bank into this one, but I don't... I-I just have the one bank account. And I told that to the guy, and he was b- he b-but he was like, "Literally, Mr. Gilbert, we literally just spoke. And it's your money, and you put it into your..." And, like, that didn't make sense to me. Until I remembered that I'm my own boss.

If you had told me three years ago that I'd become so successful I could own not one, but TWO mandolins, I'd say you're lying! And honestly, I still can't believe it's true. But ever since I signed up with Dorian Smiles' program, he just sent over the spreadsheets, and I got to work right away.

But what am I working on? Like seriously, what the fuck am I doing? Right? Like I-I just move the same lines back and forth and bback and forth between these two spreadsheets, and like I... I can't figure out how that's adding value to anything. And yet, I keep getting paid. By someone who apparently has my name and my voice! And like... I try-I'm trying to figure out what happened. Like I-I've messaged Dorian, and he-but he hasn't responded. Right? Since I-since he sent over the spreadsheets, it's just... It's been empty. It's been silent. And like, sure, you know what? Fuck, I get paid ridiculous amounts of money for two hours of work a day, but, like, I'm spending the other 22 hours just thinking about the spreadsheets. And I can't figure out why tha- like, I don't sleep anymore! Right? I don't sleep anymore, I just th-th-tthhhthhhh-

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And it's just a-you just need a computer and internet access.

But as I mentioned previously, I put a little twist on Dorian Smiles' program. You see, you can work from home anywhere. But I specifically bought a house in Center, Nebraska, because it's close to where Dorian lives. He had to give me his address for, like, tax purposes. And I wanted to meet the guy in real life. But the snag is that the address hasn't existed since 1888. Like, there's records of a building being there, but it got condemned because of an enormous blizzard. It's just woods now. But like... I-I gotta try to find it. It's the only lead I have.
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It's easy. I get paid 10 to 20 thousand dollars a month while I work from home. And you can, too! Why don't you join me?

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