[Brian]
Those new shoes?

[Patrick]
You talkin' about these?

[Brian]
Those puppies new?

[Patrick]
You're wondering if these are new shoes.

[Brian]
You got some new shoes?

[Patrick]
Oh I get the sense you're wondering if these are new shoes.

[Brian]
New shoes.

[Patrick]
Are we speaking about these?

[Brian]
I *pshh* I'm talking about those babies.
[Patrick]
They look pretty new.

[Brian]
I see Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, new shoes?

*hair flipping*

[Brian]
Those are new.

[Patrick]
These babies?

[Brian]
I'm talking 'bout those kicks.

[Brian]
*clears throat* ah... I...

[Patrick]
Oh, you're talking about these.

[Brian]
What you got at the end of those stems?
[Patrick]
You're asking me about these shoes?

[Brian]
Your sneaks!

[Patrick]
Uh... Yeah, you by the sink.

[Brian]
Hi, uh, thanks so much for taking my question, my name is, uh, Brian, I've been a fan for a while, just wanted to know, um, when, uh, when did you get those shoes, are they new?

[Patrick]
Uh, we're not taking questions about the shoes right now.

[Brian, sung]
Ooh baby baby it's some new shoes *a ti da BUH* I wanna know if you got some new shoes.

[Patrick, sung]
SHOES! HUH!

[Brian]
Looks like somebody's feet made some new friends, I'm talking about shoes.

[Patrick]
*clap CLAP*
*smooch*
*tap tap*
*CLAP*
[Brian]
*impressed applause*

[Brian]
Those babies new?

[Patrick]
Yeah I got them like two weeks ago.

[Brian]
Then I guess they're... Well they're not new are they? You... garbage hole. You sack of a man. You, pshhjust pile of ropes on a trash heap. You human toilet.

[Patrick]
*cries*