Brian David Gilbert
Quarterstern’s Plot
[Quarterstern]
In that box, you'll find a gift
Little Liz, you'll find one swell
In that box, you'll find a gift
That will send you straight to hell

There's a toy that I concocted
Something special for you to keep
When you play with that fine toy
You will take an eternal sleep

In that camera, you will see
She will find her demise
It's a gun in the shape of a camera
Gonna shoot her in the eye

Wait, why do you put it back in the box?
That was not part of the plan
Why can't Goord just grow a bit of a backbone
He's really not an assertive man

Go ahead and smoke that cig
Your king meat needs to be riper
While you're busy breathing deep
I'll bе radioing my sniper
Wait - Mama was supposed to be my snipеr
She shows such incompetence
Quarterstern needs a better minion
'Cause Mama is so dense

Maybe if no one's looking I can just - you know -
Give little Liz a push
Buckerman's palace has a garden
So she would ju- just land in a bush

So I'll just stand here and scowl
Nimbly looking at my prey
Getting ready to plot a plan
That will work on another day

Yeah, oh, oh, that will work on another day