[Churchy]
I used to think that I was doing fine
Churchy always got his way
But now it seems that I was just in line
Waiting patiently for this day

I have the chance to show the king my best
Maybe this is my fate
Oh, I will do whatever at his behest
This will be the perfect date

[King Gorge]
I always thought that this late in my life
Love was just a long-lost dream
But this inventor, Churchy, seems like the perfect man
Can he be all, that he seems?

With my king meat gone, I feel a lesser king
But this inventions will bring me joy
But better than this device I cannot wait to play
With my hard, new man toy

[Churchy]
I come to you my king with an idea
Something called a video game
Oh, a light gun shooting ducks on a screen
And the duck falls where you aim
[King Gorge]
Never before have I heard a plan like this
So verile and so bright
Oh, I think you'll need to explain it to me slowly
Would you like to spend the night

[Churchy]
We seem to be two kindred souls
[King Gorge]
You are what I have been dreaming of
[Churchy]
We can work together toward these common goals
[Both]
Greatest Britain and the greatest love

One day we'll be playing video games
Thinking back on how we met
Oh, seeing your sweet face when we are even older
This day will be something I won't forget

[Churchy]
I will finish this hunting game so soon
[King Gorge]
I certainly hope that you will
[Both]
Oh, but for now let's just make love in this room
Because we have a lot of time to kill
[King Gorge]
But for now let's just make love in this room
[Churchy]
'Cause we have a lot of time to kill

[King Gorge, spoken]
By the way, I am dying next week, so I do hope you get that game done quickly