[Verse 1]
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite

[Chorus]
Honey, I don't wanna know who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the glory hole, gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs while a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole, blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole, the glory hole

[Verse 2]
I know a place down the street just behind Micky D's
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please
Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun

[Chorus]
Baby, I don't wanna know who's sucking my cock tonight
I'm going to the glory hole, gonna fuck it with all my might
In my head, it's Jessica Biel, don't care if it's a fucking troll
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole, blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
[Bridge]
Come, give your cock a chance, no need for romance
Come soil your pants at the glory hole
Come, get what you need, do the dirty deed
Deposit your seed at the glory hole
Feel somebody new at the glory hole
Fill someone with goo at the glory hole
No one judges you at the glory hole

[Chorus]
I don't wanna know who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the glory hole, gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about virgin teens while a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole, blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole, blow my load at the glory hole

[Outro]
Oh baby, here I come
Oh, oh, oh, fuck