[Junita]
Stand back, Mr. Landlord!
I've told you a million times
I'll pay the rent
I'll pay it soon
But every month
It's the same old tune!

Well, I've heard that song before
And I can't stand it anymore!
I'll start whining some trite platitude
That's short on content
But long on attitude!
I've heard that song before

[Phantom Jitter]
(to the audience)
You'll hear it even more

[Junita]
I've heard that song before

[Phantom Jitter]
I've heard that song before