Original Off-Broadway Cast
Opera Scena (”Aspects of Junita”)
[Phantom Jitter]
You used to be a rock star
When pretension sounded new
Now look what you've come to
You're all washed up and... sung-through
[Narrator]
The landlord is revealed to be none other than Sir Phanton Jitter—mysterious opera impresario, dressed in a cape and a mask
[Phantom Jitter]
I want you
To sing for me
You have the voice of an angel
[Junita]
(fatuously)
Who, me?
[Phantom Jitter]
A whiny, self-absored angel...
[Junita]
But I can't pay my rent
[Phantom Jitter]
I'll forgo your rent
If you will sing
Something I wrote
Myself
[Junita]
You wrote it yourself?
[Phantom Jitter]
Do you know opera?
[Junita]
No
[Phantom Jitter]
Yes, I wrote it myself!