[June]
You spend so much time in the cornfield
Folks are startin' to talk
There's nothin' but husks and kernels and cobs
And all the rest is stalk!

[Big Willy]
Well, I couldn't keer less what folks will say!

[June]
Well, I couldn't keer less about you!

I couldn't keer less about you
I couldn't keer less about you
And to show you how little I do
I'll wash my socks and comb my hair
And rinse out my long underwear
And shave my legs, and pierce my ears
And buy some fancy new brassieres
I'll pluck my brows
And my nosehairs, too
'Cause I couldn't keer less about you!