Original Off-Broadway Cast
I Don’t Love You (”Corn!”)
[Big Willy]
Say, you tryin' to get me to marry you? Well, I won't, see!

I don't love you
Thought people will say that I do
Oh, I don't love you
And I hope that you don't love me, too!

If I did
Which I don't
I would tell you so
But I don't
So I won't
Okay, now you know

I don't
Love
You