Original Off-Broadway Cast
Dream Ballet (”Corn!”)
[Narrator]
As June drifts off to sleep, in her own little corner in her own little chair, Dream June appears

(Dance)

Dream Willy enters

[Dream Big Willy]
(stops his horse)
Woah!

[Dream June]
(neighs)

[Narrator]
Together, they dance a highly symbolic ballet

(ballet begins)

[Big Willy]
Sort of 'Run of DeMille.'

Dream Mother Abby crosses, bringing corn to all!

The nightmare: Dream Jitter marrys Dream June!
After Dream Jitter puts the ring on June's finger, he tears up the lease!

June awakens to find Jitter, standing in front of her

[Jitter]
Time's up, Miss High-and-Mighty! You got the rent?

[June]
But Jitter, you tore up that lease, remember?

[Jitter]
That wasn't me: that was Dream Jitter!

If you ain't got the rent, then you're coming with me to get married!

[June]
But why me, Jitter?

[Jitter]
Because you're June! June, June, June - just because you're June!

[June]
Put me down!

[Jitter]
Okay: you're nothing but a no-good low-down flibberty-jibbet!

[June]
No, put me DOWN

[Jitter]
Oh... alright

(puts June down)

Miss High-and-Mighty

Now, where in tarnation is that Parson?