[Narrator]
Lights up back on the farm, following the wedding festivities. The townsfolk are celebrating

[Chorus]
That was delicious clam dip
Eating it made us glad
We know they were minced
But we're convinced
That some of them clams were bad

Our stomachs hurt
Our bladders are full
We drank too much champagne
That was delicious clam dip
But some of us got ptomaine

[Solo]
Remember when we opened up the corn chip bag
And poured'em all into a bowl?
Then we gobbled and gulped
And crunched and munched
Guess we just lost control!

[Chorus]
Gobblin' and a-gulpin'!
Crunchin' and a-munchin'!
Losing our self-control!

[Solo]
I'd like to say a word for Guacamole-

[Big Willy]
Wait! Stop the wedding!